Famous Women Who Wear Glasses

working on a school report and i need someone famous to use.Like dosnt jessica alba wear glasses♥

Diane Keaton
Lisa Loeb
Glenn Close
Tina Fey
Megan Mullally
Britney Spears wears glasses sometimes but mostly wears contacts.

2008-02-28 16:41:10 by Preppy Princess

profoundly deaf as an adult, wears glasses that contain no lenses; they are actually a bone-conducting hearing aid. Masaharu Morimoto wears ...

This movie is an old movie done between the 1940’s – 1960’s. It was either in black and white, the first pastel colors, or both (kind of like Gone with the Wind’s color). The movie was a comedy and had some scenes like an old musical. I think the actor was a famous actor. He looked like a geek: thin, thick brown hair, and possibly wore glasses. His voice was kind of high pitched and he made a lot of funny gestures with his face. The plot was that this guy was looking for a job, and I think he’s like a janitor. He winds up working at this boarding house full of young beautiful women. He’s very nervous around women so it makes this movie hilarious. The only thing I really remember about this movie was when the lady who ran the house has a TV interview and she’s sitting in the chair and he’s right behind her. Also when the film crew enters the house, the scene shows the house like a set, where you can see all 3-4 levels of the house. If anyone can either identify the name of the movie or the actor, it would be greatly appreciated.

It might be the Disorderly Orderly with Jerry Lewis. Jerry has a high-pitched voice, does funny face gestures, and a lot of physical comedy so if it's not DO, it may be one of his others.
JL is the one who does the muscluar dystrophy telethon every year.

2007-12-09 02:38:22 by Michael

She is setting on a chair & wearing glasses I guess...Very famous painting

This one?

http://jssgallery.org/other_artists/Whis tler/Whistler's_Mother.htm

It is "Arrangement in Grey and Black, No. 1" by Whistler.

2007-10-28 10:04:32 by HopeH

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
Heres another one:

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

and another:

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

Wow, your jokes do suck, those are not funny.

2006-10-20 11:29:18 by HelldogAssassin5

Can anyone explain why all the other morbid sins are now redundant?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/ drlaura.asp

"Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan."

Yes Silver, Jews don't get out of that easily either.
Sorry Everard but you are wrong about that, speaking from personal experience when I lived in Melbourne. The old Jewry tried to remove a Nazi flag from the holocaust museum because it had a pink triangle on it. Jews claim the Holocaust like they were the only ones murdered, which is a lie.

I like it and I do use it when I see people claiming the bible applies today
Micheal is referring to a passage that attacks hetero people for not being hetero: The passage is unrelated to homosexuality:

The complete passage describes how a group of Christians left the church, converted to Paganism, and engaged in orgiastic, presumably heterosexual sexual activities. This type of behavior was common among Pagan fertility religions in Rome during Paul's time. Paul writes that, later, God "gave them over" to something new: homosexual behavior. This implies that they had a heterosexual orientation and had engaged only in heterosexual sex throughout their lifetime. God influenced them in some way to engage in homosexual orgies. This was, for them, an unnatural, and thus sinful, activity.

Paul criticized them because they were engaged in sexual activity which was unnatural for them. For a person with a heterosexual orientation, homosexual behavior is "shameful," "unnatural," "indecent," and a "perversion." The passage in Romans is not a condemnation of homosexual behavior. Rather, it disapproves of sexual behavior that is against a person's basic nature (i.e. homosexual behaviors by people whose orientation is heterosexual). 2

For the vast majority of adults, those who are heterosexual, it is indecent for them to engage in homosexual activities. One can interpret Paul's writing as stating that, for the small minority of humans who are homosexual, it would be indecent for them to engage in heterosexual activities.

As C. Ann Shepherd writes: "When the scripture is understood correctly, it seems to imply that it would be unnatural for heterosexuals to live as homosexuals, and for homosexuals to live as heterosexuals."

2008-10-18 00:17:17 by insighthere